Commentary

Orton Threatens Suit, Waxes Philosophical

Man, Orton’s really bringing it now. His strategy to blame intermittent explosive disorder for his attack on Vince really brings a philosophical angle to the WWE. I mean, aren’t we all just slaves to our own chemistry? Isn’t free will nothing more than an illusion? We can’t actually control ourselves any more than we can control the weather — Randy [Read More]

Predictions

Randy the Ram to headline Wrestlemania

The internet is buzzing today with the big news that yes – Mickey Rourke will be appearing at Wrestlemania XXV. Need a confirmation? Google rourke wrestlemania, and take your pick. In an interview, Rourke called out Chris Jericho. What all of this means, however, is still up in the air. Will he wrestle Jericho? Will there merely be an appearance [Read More]

Commentary Predictions

The Road To Wrestlemania XXV

…began in Detroit. A few notes on last night’s Royal Rumble: – Jack Swagger had a solid (and clean) victory over Matt Hardy, raising my suspicions that WWE has new plans for Matt – confirmed just a bit later in the night.. – Melina might deserve the WWE Women’s Championship, if only for the reason that she is so flexible [Read More]

Commentary

No Reason… I Just Like Doing Things Like That

The boy wonder, Todd Grisham, caught up with Mike Knox tonight, as Knox was on his way to wrestle Rey Mysterio tonight. In case you have missed it, Knox has brutally sneak attacked Mysterio several times over the past month. Todd Grisham: I’m just wondering what it is exactly you have against Rey Mysterio. Mike Knox: I don’t have anything [Read More]