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The Most (Un)Predictable PPV Ever

As the crowd gathered at the local bar last night before No Way Out began to air, one word could be heard bouncing from table to table: predictable. We all just knew that the event would open with a boring ECW title defense by Jack Swagger, followed by HBK super kicking JBL, followed by Cena retaining, and finally Edge also [Read More]

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I… Am… Stizzupid!

I can’t be the only one wondering — where has Kizarny gone? Has he gone the way of the Shockmaster and the Gooker? Was he the one-off horrible gimmick we all suspected he would be? Say it ain’t so, Vince! For those who weren’t watching any wrestling over the past (seemingly) seventy-eight months, the WWE overhyped a new character who [Read More]

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But what about the children???

I was going to go off on a tirade about John Cena’s recent finisher and signature move changes.. but this ELEVEN YEAR OLD kid beat me to it: WWE PG Era Just a Bad Idea on Bleacher Report The best part is the photo the kid found to post at the top of the story… Okay, so not everything the [Read More]

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Geriatrics Run the Show!

If you missed TNA this week, I recommend watching the re-broadcast Saturday at 10 AM (eh, TiVo it). The Main Event Mafia “took over” the show — the whole show. Angle booked absurd matchups (my favorite: Matt Morgan vs. Petey Williams in a classic “one arm tied behind Petey’s back” match); Scott Steiner was the ring announcer; Sharmelle took Lauren’s [Read More]

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Acronym Shift

Most of us were aware that when Bobby Lashley made his sudden exit last year from WWE that he would pursue a career in MMA. Since that time, Lashley has been making the rounds in the smaller MMA circuits. A skilled amateur wrestler, Lashley has the strength and talent to make it. So far, he’s had one TKO and has [Read More]