Jeff Hardy laments, Jericho and The Miz talk smack

 

you’ve been hiding under a rock, you’re well aware that twitter is the latest craze to take over our internet lives. It stretches to all aspects of our lives – even the world of professional wrestling.

That being said, I’d like to do a wrap up every so often of the most entertaining or interesting tweets by our favorite personalities.

Jeff Hardy shows how truly frustrated he was after losing the belt to CM Punk on the night of The Bash. Kinda sounds like Eeyore:

  “Oh well…”
JEFFHARDYBRAND
 

Eve had some fun at the beach:

  “Toot toot! Go down the hoooole. http://twitpic.com/8qnni
EveMarieTorres
 

Maryse and The Miz dance around each other, even online:

  “at a signin with the lovely n gorgeous maryse. yeah she wants me.”
mikethemiz

“btw my signin today was insane, the miz couldnt stop talking, bla bla bla and blaaaaaa bla he loves me, haaa what man wouldnt be xxx”
maryse0uellet

 

And finally, Jericho and The Miz begin to prove that they really get how entertaining Twitter can be. I got a little bit of insight from this, as they are clearly close enough friends to rag on each other so much. With that, perhaps The Miz didn’t straight up steal his Cena angle from Jericho’s Goldberg angle – maybe Jericho coached him along. Just thinking as an outsider:

  “theres a 10 story parkin structure with thousands of fans booing me as i walk to the bus. im awesome”
mikethemiz

“@mikethemiz you’re gay”
IAmJericho

“@IAmJericho u flat iron ur hair n im the gay one?”
mikethemiz

“@mikethemiz hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror”
IAmJericho

“@IAmJericho if u looked this good u would do the same. @fhnixon i guess its a rockstar thing.”
mikethemiz

“@mikethemiz if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head”
IAmJericho

“@IAmJericho i cant do this back n forth my dad always taught my to respect the elderly.”
mikethemiz

“@mikethemiz Did he teach u to say “do u want fries with that?”…might come in handy someday.”
IAmJericho

“@IAmJericho it did come in handy back in 1996 remember those days when u actually had hair. its cool though bald is the new black.”
mikethemiz

“@mikethemiz And the fauxhawk is the new fanny pack.”
IAmJericho

“@IAmJericho listen clay jericho i mean chris aiken i mean y2gay ryan seacrest called n he wants his highlights back”
mikethemiz

“@mikethemiz Adam lambert called and he wants you back…”
IAmJericho

“@IAmJericho i ate some bad food i have to go take a chris jericho”
mikethemiz

“@IAmJericho as i sit here in the stalls of jericho i cant get this parasite out does anyone have a code breaker?”
mikethemiz

“@IAmJericho code broken i broke the walls down.”
mikethemiz

“Just heard Miz’s match tonight in Adelaide was cancelled due to lack of interest…”
IAmJericho

“I’m glad Miz thinks of me when he’s taking a dumpski. I think of him when I’m banging his mum…”
IAmJericho

“@IAmJericho i just talked to my mom and she said not to worry it happens to alot of guys, you were nervous. Also y does she call u pinky”
mikethemiz

“@mikethemiz I heard Miz had a barnburner of a match tonight…people ran out and burned their barns in protest.”
IAmJericho

“@IAmJericho just heard this band who r supposed to be the new jonas brothers the singer sounds like hannah montana. theyre called fozzy”
mikethemiz

“@mikethemiz 15000 fans in attendance tonight and not one of them will buy a Chick Magnet tshirt.”
IAmJericho

“@IAmJericho and im sure the fans in japan r excited about seeing u in ur banana hammock”
mikethemiz

“just got done with a signing at foxtail call center in melbourne with kelly kelly. headed to the arena.”
mikethemiz

“@mikethemiz wow the foxtail call center huh? What’s next, a signing at piggly wigglys?”
IAmJericho

“@IAmJericho y did u want me to pick u up some tampons for u”
mikethemiz

“@mikethemiz that would be great and can u please pick me up some pepto as well…I just watched one of your matches.”
IAmJericho

“@IAmJericho this tweetwar is so childish y dont u deal with ur midlife crisis with writin a new book entitled around the world in depends.”
mikethemiz

“@mikethemiz maybe it can compete with your new novel Miz-My Life With A Frog Face”
IAmJericho

 

Jeff’s brother, Matt, on the other hand… Well, just take a look at his twitter page and try to stay awake. It’s kinda like his singles pro wrestling career:
http://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND

Zzzzz…

Joshua Schlag

For most of the last 30+ years of my life, I've been watching WWE. As a kid, Monday Night Raw hooked me from the start. From Bret Hart and Razor Ramon, to Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock, to CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.. I've witnessed the ups and downs and I'm proud to have enjoyed pro wrestling through the years.

Though I now watch in a much different fashion than I did when I was a kid (finding out Vince McMahon was the owner and Jack Tunney no more than a figurehead was like finding out Santa Claus did not exist), I feel like I have a much greater appreciation for the hard work pro wrestlers do and the things they sacrifice to entertain us.

It's still real to me, dammit!

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    Darrell

    “My life with a frog-face!” Man, that’s good. My only complaint: does this mean I have to start grudgingly liking Miz EVEN MORE??? Ugh, first Jimmy Fallon, and now this twatwaffle. Ever since he and Morrison had a go at Festus, I knew this day would come. God dammit.

    -Darrell

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