Warriors! Come out and play!
Warriors! Come out and play!

If a crazy old man named Rufus showed up and gave me the power to travel through space and time on a most ‘excellent adventure’, I’d be hard pressed not to collect the greatest wrestlers of my lifetime and put them all in one big crazy super match. Of course, I’d tell them the fate of humanity is in the balances. I’m pretty sure no further explanation would be necessary.

In this second installment of our Fireside Chats series, we do our best to get excited for Survivor Series by coming up with our own dream teams. Some are no doubt going to be rather Mount Rushmore-esque, while others may be the butt of many jokes. One question will remain constant, though: WHO WILL SURVIVE?

Featuring: Hashtag Billi (@DirteeJesus), Joshua Schlag (@thesteelcage / @schlizzag), ‘Super Jew’ Jared (@SuperJew75), ‘The Beast from the Middle East’ Darrell Johnson (@zazzumplop), and Bryan ‘Pipe Bomb’ Gregston (@guitarsalad)

Music by Marty Buttwinick, courtesy of Music Alley.

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Joshua Schlag

For most of the last 30+ years of my life, I've been watching WWE. As a kid, Monday Night Raw hooked me from the start. From Bret Hart and Razor Ramon, to Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock, to CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.. I've witnessed the ups and downs and I'm proud to have enjoyed pro wrestling through the years.

Though I now watch in a much different fashion than I did when I was a kid (finding out Vince McMahon was the owner and Jack Tunney no more than a figurehead was like finding out Santa Claus did not exist), I feel like I have a much greater appreciation for the hard work pro wrestlers do and the things they sacrifice to entertain us.

It's still real to me, dammit!