This week on the DATESCAST, it’s day five of our 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS and our snackologists are talking about how much better toys were when they were made by people high on cocaine. You don’t need to be high on cocaine or travel through the snow uphill both ways to get this week’s snack rating. In our honor of the Founder and Proprietor of The Steel Cage dot com and his calves, and because he sent them to us, we are picking, eating, and rating Cow Tales.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Gayla Peevey

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

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Derek Montilla http://www.arizonasports.com/

Derek Montilla is the host of Minutes With The Mayor podcast and co-host of The Steel Cage podcast. He's also the Mayor of Reseda, CA. Which isn't a real city, but you can have mail sent there. When he's not raising his daughter to be the biggest New Day mark on the planet or acting as the highest ranking fictitious official in a municipal LA neighborhood government, he is covering the Arizona Diamondbacks and other local Arizona sports teams for 98.7 FM & ArizonaSports.com. You can follow Derek on Twitter at Twitter.com/cap_kaveman or email him at Derek@TheSteelCage.com.

Until next time, this meeting is adjourned.