You're a piece of shit, Vanguard!

I mean, seriously. Who yells at a drone?

We’re all going a little stir crazy. But thankfully, AEW and NXT have decided to step up their games in the midst of shelter-in-place orders, quarantines, and the like. We break down some of our favorite moments from the last week or two as we all prepare for whatever the heck WrestleMania is going to be.

Also: Assuming Goldberg isn’t part of the high-risk elderly group, what do you think the odds are he retains next weekend? If you’re curious, you can find the odds over at SBD. Take a look if you’re interested, and stay tuned as we’ll be breaking down the whole two-night card next week!

Featuring: ‘The Mayor of Reseda’ Derek (@cap_kaveman), ‘Uncle Beek’ Jeremey (@jaimsvanderbeek), and Joshua Schlag (@thesteelcage / @schlizzag)

Music by The Black Furies, courtesy of Music Alley

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Joshua Schlag

For most of the last 30+ years of my life, I've been watching WWE. As a kid, Monday Night Raw hooked me from the start. From Bret Hart and Razor Ramon, to Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock, to CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.. I've witnessed the ups and downs and I'm proud to have enjoyed pro wrestling through the years.

Though I now watch in a much different fashion than I did when I was a kid (finding out Vince McMahon was the owner and Jack Tunney no more than a figurehead was like finding out Santa Claus did not exist), I feel like I have a much greater appreciation for the hard work pro wrestlers do and the things they sacrifice to entertain us.

It's still real to me, dammit!