Who will win the Royal Rumble? Who will win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match? What will happen at WrestleMania?

Our resident expert, Derek “sometimes I have WAY too much time on my hands” Montilla (@cap_kaveman), has laid it all out so you know EXACTLY what will happen in the coming months, for better (Daniel Bryan / Seth Rollins / Dolph Ziggler) or worse (John Cena).

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Joshua Schlag

For most of the last 30+ years of my life, I've been watching WWE. As a kid, Monday Night Raw hooked me from the start. From Bret Hart and Razor Ramon, to Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock, to CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.. I've witnessed the ups and downs and I'm proud to have enjoyed pro wrestling through the years.

Though I now watch in a much different fashion than I did when I was a kid (finding out Vince McMahon was the owner and Jack Tunney no more than a figurehead was like finding out Santa Claus did not exist), I feel like I have a much greater appreciation for the hard work pro wrestlers do and the things they sacrifice to entertain us.

It's still real to me, dammit!