Round Two… Fight!

Jinder Mahal vs Kizarny [Vote Here]

Jinder Mahal is Jinder Mahaling.
Jinder Mahal is Jinder Mahaling.
 VS.
Oh nizzo!
Oh nizzo!

Triple Threat Match: Marty Jannetty vs. Mark Henry vs. Tyler Reks [Vote Here]
Under threat of legal action from one Tyler Reks, we have reinstated him into this tournament of fools. May God save our souls.

Joshua Schlag

For most of the last 30+ years of my life, I've been watching WWE. As a kid, Monday Night Raw hooked me from the start. From Bret Hart and Razor Ramon, to Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock, to CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.. I've witnessed the ups and downs and I'm proud to have enjoyed pro wrestling through the years.

Though I now watch in a much different fashion than I did when I was a kid (finding out Vince McMahon was the owner and Jack Tunney no more than a figurehead was like finding out Santa Claus did not exist), I feel like I have a much greater appreciation for the hard work pro wrestlers do and the things they sacrifice to entertain us.

It's still real to me, dammit!