LeBron James as a child

On this fateful day, the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase, changed a young child’s life. Without knowing it, he changed the NBA as we know it now. You see, young LeBron was in attendance that day, and the Million Dollar Man brought him up to bounce a basketball. That young kid was humiliated in front of the world. Just you wait and see – when King James finally wins that title, he’ll be calling out the Million Dollar Man. “How do you like me now, DiBiase? How do you like me now?!” As he cries and wipes the tears away with hundred dollar bills at the NBA Finals post game press conference…

(For the record, DiBiase clearly misunderstood the kid. He didn’t say Sean. He said LeBron.)

Joshua Schlag

For most of the last 30+ years of my life, I've been watching WWE. As a kid, Monday Night Raw hooked me from the start. From Bret Hart and Razor Ramon, to Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock, to CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.. I've witnessed the ups and downs and I'm proud to have enjoyed pro wrestling through the years.

Though I now watch in a much different fashion than I did when I was a kid (finding out Vince McMahon was the owner and Jack Tunney no more than a figurehead was like finding out Santa Claus did not exist), I feel like I have a much greater appreciation for the hard work pro wrestlers do and the things they sacrifice to entertain us.

It's still real to me, dammit!