This week on the DATEScast, Tim and Derek talk about the saddest birthday parties they’ve ever had, but at least they never had a birthday party in a mall. They also put on their snackology hats and dig into this week’s snack, Birthday Cake Three Musketeers. After making some bold claims on the package, including ridiculous instructions on how to reseal it to save the second candy bar, we have one question to ask: now eventually you might have sprinkles on your, on your birthday cake candy bar, right? Hello? Yes?

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, & The Beatles

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

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Derek Montilla

Derek Montilla is the host of Minutes With The Mayor podcast and co-host of The Steel Cage podcast. He's also the Mayor of Reseda, CA. Which isn't a real city, but you can have mail sent there. When he's not raising his daughter to be the biggest New Day mark on the planet or acting as the highest ranking fictitious official in a municipal LA neighborhood government, he is covering the Arizona Diamondbacks and other local Arizona sports teams for 98.7 FM & You can follow Derek on Twitter at or email him at

Until next time, this meeting is adjourned.