The CM Punk Revolution
by schlizzag on Jul.02, 2011, under Commentary, twitter, WrestleMania XXVIII
WWE is always scrambling in the summer months, still trying to recover from their WrestleMania hangover, where you’re likely to see stock prices drop, only to start moving back up as the next “Road to WrestleMania” begins the following year…
This year, they took a big chance on announcing next year’s WM Main Event: The Rock vs. John Cena. I like this in some ways, but in other ways it’s unfortunate. It takes some of the build up out of the equation, as we know one third of what is ultimately going to be another triple main event has already been decided. (The other two thirds are the World Heavyweight Championship and the Undertaker Streak match). In my opinion, they “shot their wad” a bit early, and the build up has been left to Cena and Rock tweeting insults back and forth every few weeks. Still cool, but not gonna drive ratings and won’t get people excited. After all, it’s all about ratings and PPV buys!
The other big story that’s been out there in recent months is that CM Punk’s contract would be running up this July (now only a couple weeks away). Folks have been speculating on whether he’d re-sign, whether he’d jump ship to TNA or ROH, or whether he’d just take some time off like Chris Jericho likes to do. Truth be told, the answer to that question still seems to hang in limbo. WWE took the internet speculation and let CM Punk run with it. It’s now become the most exciting thing to happen on Raw in a long time. The Nexus Invasion was awesome, but doesn’t even compare.
CM Punk saw his opportunity, and he reached out for more than just another one of Vince’s brass rings… you could say this is his “Austin 3:16″ moment:
WWE has gone to great lengths to promote this angle, as they’ve now “suspended” Punk, leaving his #1 contender spot open:
WWE Chairman Vince McMahon suspends CM Punk [WWE.com]
I’ll end this post by quoting many of my Twitter followers: “Vince, don’t f- this up!”
WWE Raw Filling SNL’s Void
by schlizzag on Jul.22, 2009, under Commentary, twitter
We all know that SNL has become a great platform for celebrities and sports figures to take on whenever they have something to promote or want to heighten their media exposure. But what about the downtime, when SNL isn’t filming new episodes?
Vince McMahon has stepped up to the plate to fill that void. He began a few weeks ago with Donald Trump, by “selling” the show to him. Of course, he immediately “bought” it back (for twice the cost – you can’t beat Trump when it comes to money).
He later declared that Trump had made some contractual changes to the way Raw is run, by mandating celebrity guest hosts every week. So far, Seth Green and ZZ Top have taken the helm, to much success.
It was announced earlier this week that Shaq will host next Monday. Perhaps Carlito will exact some revenge on the big man from a chair shot delivered to him while Shaq was a member of the Heat. Or maybe they’ll just do their best to forget it ever happened, as it was most definitely one of the weakest chair shots ever given.
Within the past hour or so, WWE broke the news on twitter (@WWEUniverse) that Jeremy Piven, who plays asshole agent with a heart Ari Gold on Entourage, will be hosting the week after Shaq. Things just keep getting better…
Ratings are up and people are enjoying the shows. Even WWE stock is up compared to where it stood in May. WWE stock prices have historically fallen in the post-Wrestlemania downtime of the summer season. All is well in the world of professional wrestling. Vince triumphs again.
Jeff Hardy laments, Jericho and The Miz talk smack
by schlizzag on Jul.07, 2009, under twitter
you’ve been hiding under a rock, you’re well aware that twitter is the latest craze to take over our internet lives. It stretches to all aspects of our lives – even the world of professional wrestling.
That being said, I’d like to do a wrap up every so often of the most entertaining or interesting tweets by our favorite personalities.
Jeff Hardy shows how truly frustrated he was after losing the belt to CM Punk on the night of The Bash. Kinda sounds like Eeyore:
| “Oh well…” JEFFHARDYBRAND |
Eve had some fun at the beach:
| “Toot toot! Go down the hoooole. http://twitpic.com/8qnni” EveMarieTorres |
Maryse and The Miz dance around each other, even online:
| “at a signin with the lovely n gorgeous maryse. yeah she wants me.” mikethemiz “btw my signin today was insane, the miz couldnt stop talking, bla bla bla and blaaaaaa bla he loves me, haaa what man wouldnt be xxx” |
And finally, Jericho and The Miz begin to prove that they really get how entertaining Twitter can be. I got a little bit of insight from this, as they are clearly close enough friends to rag on each other so much. With that, perhaps The Miz didn’t straight up steal his Cena angle from Jericho’s Goldberg angle – maybe Jericho coached him along. Just thinking as an outsider:
| “theres a 10 story parkin structure with thousands of fans booing me as i walk to the bus. im awesome” mikethemiz “@mikethemiz you’re gay” “@IAmJericho u flat iron ur hair n im the gay one?” “@mikethemiz hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror” “@IAmJericho if u looked this good u would do the same. @fhnixon i guess its a rockstar thing.” “@mikethemiz if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head” “@IAmJericho i cant do this back n forth my dad always taught my to respect the elderly.” “@mikethemiz Did he teach u to say “do u want fries with that?”…might come in handy someday.” “@IAmJericho it did come in handy back in 1996 remember those days when u actually had hair. its cool though bald is the new black.” “@mikethemiz And the fauxhawk is the new fanny pack.” “@IAmJericho listen clay jericho i mean chris aiken i mean y2gay ryan seacrest called n he wants his highlights back” “@mikethemiz Adam lambert called and he wants you back…” “@IAmJericho i ate some bad food i have to go take a chris jericho” “@IAmJericho as i sit here in the stalls of jericho i cant get this parasite out does anyone have a code breaker?” “@IAmJericho code broken i broke the walls down.” “Just heard Miz’s match tonight in Adelaide was cancelled due to lack of interest…” “I’m glad Miz thinks of me when he’s taking a dumpski. I think of him when I’m banging his mum…” “@IAmJericho i just talked to my mom and she said not to worry it happens to alot of guys, you were nervous. Also y does she call u pinky” “@mikethemiz I heard Miz had a barnburner of a match tonight…people ran out and burned their barns in protest.” “@IAmJericho just heard this band who r supposed to be the new jonas brothers the singer sounds like hannah montana. theyre called fozzy” “@mikethemiz 15000 fans in attendance tonight and not one of them will buy a Chick Magnet tshirt.” “@IAmJericho and im sure the fans in japan r excited about seeing u in ur banana hammock” “just got done with a signing at foxtail call center in melbourne with kelly kelly. headed to the arena.” “@mikethemiz wow the foxtail call center huh? What’s next, a signing at piggly wigglys?” “@IAmJericho y did u want me to pick u up some tampons for u” “@mikethemiz that would be great and can u please pick me up some pepto as well…I just watched one of your matches.” “@IAmJericho this tweetwar is so childish y dont u deal with ur midlife crisis with writin a new book entitled around the world in depends.” “@mikethemiz maybe it can compete with your new novel Miz-My Life With A Frog Face” |
Jeff’s brother, Matt, on the other hand… Well, just take a look at his twitter page and try to stay awake. It’s kinda like his singles pro wrestling career:
http://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND
Zzzzz…